Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
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'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
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You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
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