Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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