I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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