Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
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where does the pee come out of this thing
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
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I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
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