OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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