Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
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It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
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Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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