Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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