I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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