is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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