Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
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Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
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Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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