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Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
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The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
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Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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