Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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