I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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