Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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