fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I take back everything I said about communal showers
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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