I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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