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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"

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• (310): View more from California

  I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!

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• (631): View more from New York

  This beer is not sobering me up at all

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• (585): View more from New York

  with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible

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• (559): View more from California

  He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad

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  I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.

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• (510): View more from California

  She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.

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• (559): View more from California

  Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"

  (707): View more from California

  Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.

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