No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?