i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Tornado booty call.. dedication
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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