Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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