Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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