I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
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Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
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In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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