And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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