the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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