Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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