i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
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