I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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