just tell him i said nine months
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
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Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
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Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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