tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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