Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
Randomize
