Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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