I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
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Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
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i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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