Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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