can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
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Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
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We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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