They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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I need you to use more vowels.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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