I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
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Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
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I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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