The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
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flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
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I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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