do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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