i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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