he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
Randomize