you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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