I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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