You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
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im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
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He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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