Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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