She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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