I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
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