yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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