Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
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yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
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Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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