ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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