If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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