And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS