I'm gonna have a badass scar
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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