He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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