i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
We named our party play list daddy issues
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
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Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I just found puke in my bra..
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
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And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Help. Why am I so naked?
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