i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
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I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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